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If Malayalam Cinema Artists Made New Year Resolutions for 2016

2016 New Year Resolutions by Malayalam Cinema Artists

2016 is about to start and we are all busy making New Year Resolutions. Here are some New Year Resolutions which I hope our Malayalam Cinema Artists make

Manju Warrier – I would finally have a husband in my movie who is not cruel , selfish and uncaring !

Sathyan Anthikad – I would finally have few neighbors in my movies who are not always caring , loving and so accommodating !

Jeethu Joseph – I would never use a helicopter for shots or attempt anything remote to graphics in my movies !

Joshiy – Next time there is so much to laugh at both light and serious scenes in my movie like Laila O Laila , I would make it as a comedy movie than action movie !

Kerala State Award Jury – We would not make any more silly excuses to deny Mammootty another well deserved award !

Indrajith – I would stop doing solo movies and do only multi-hero projects where I anyways always outshine everyone else!

Jayaram – I would stop doing lead roles and gracefully move to Character roles to have finally people come and watch me in theatres!

Fahadh – I would finally do movies that do some justice to my talent !

Parvathy – I would not keep away from Malayalam movies again !

Mamta Mohandas – I would do more comedy movies opposite Dileep in the lead !

Rachana Narayanankutty and Namitha Pramod – We would do you all a favour and retire from this field !